Special Offer for New Members!

Dear New (and old) Friend,

I’m so glad you’ve found me. I’ve been on a path to discover The Good Life, one where I get to enjoy all the riches this life has to offer right now, instead of delaying it in the hopes that I’ll be around to enjoy it another 2-3 decades from now. I work hard and I play hard. And I’d like to YOU to join me.

Join my wellness club today and let’s map the road to your own definition of The Good Life.

Vegetarian. Paleo. Real Food. Sustainable. Recycle. Upcycle. Organic. Permaculture. Biodynamic. Homesteading. Fermentation. Foraging. Eco. Green. Composting. DIY. These terms have been flying around like mad lately, but what do they all mean?

And how do they fit in with your goals of wanting to eat healthier, lose weight, clear up skin problems, save money, cook more, eat out less, eat out smarter, find a job, get a better job, meet new people, be a better friend, be a better lover, be allergy-free, manage your health without drug treatments, have better sex, have more sex, put an end to your cravings, stop counting calories, and fat, and protein, and carbs, eat more vegetables, eat less junk food, eat less frankenfoods…does any of this sound like you?

If this sounds like you, then I invite you to join my wellness club today and take advantage of special savings.

My workshops and private sessions are designed to be practical and down-to-earth with information you can use right now, not 5 years from now, not when you have more money, or your own house, or land, or a better job, or a better body, but right now.

You have everything you need inside of you to live the life you’ve convinced yourself you don’t deserve for whatever reason.

I’m telling you to STOP THIS.

I’m a soon to be thirtysomething, and if you’re like me, you’ve been told that the key to success is to go to school, work hard, get good grades, graduate, get a good job, work hard, maybe go back to school to get a better job (you hope), or maybe just a raise, work even harder, and in the end, after you’ve slaved away to pay off student loans, bought status symbols your income level represents (even if you couldn’t afford them), you could retire on your pension and finally, finally, get back to the things you really enjoyed doing but had to put off because you had to live in the real world.

How’s that going for you?

For me, it fucking sucks.

Join my wellness club today and I’ll show you how create a life that doesn’t suck.  Let’s work together to create a life that’s fuckin’ amazing.

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